Sugarbush, VT: “Waffle House North.”
Big Sky, MT: “Four Flights from Anywhere.”
Killington, Vermont: “Voted Boston’s Best Bar.”
Tahoe, CA: “There’s an App for That.”
Deer Valley, UT: “Lifestyles of the Rich and Slow.”
Jay Peak, VT: “We Lost a Bet, and Built a Waterpark for French-Canadians.”
Jackson, WY: “Beards Gone Wild.”
Stratton, VT: “The Best Lift Lines Money Can Buy.”
Snowshoe, WV: “Fingers Crossed for Snow.”
Okemo, VT: “More Corduroy Than J. Crew.”
Sugarloaf, ME: “You Can’t Get There From Here.”
Mad River Glen, VT: “Tele Shaming since 1948.”
Mount Bachelor, OR: “Bend Versus the Volcano.”
Hunter, NY: “Long Island Playground.”
Stowe, VT: “Ben and Jerry Can’t Afford Us.”
Aspen, CO: “What’s in your wallet? It won’t be for long.”
Vail, CO: “Ski and Be Seen.”
Whiteface, NY: “Just Try to Stay Warm.”
Alta, UT: “Snowboard Intolerant.”
Sun Valley, ID: “No Small Potatoes.”
Snowbird, UT: “Where ACLs go to Tear.”
Powder, UT: “Dude Tested, Mother Disapproved.”
Mountain Creek, NJ: “Mallrats Unleashed.”
Taos, NM: “Someone is always bigger and better than you in the backcountry.”
By the way, I love ALL of these mountains, so no hard feelings, please 🙂
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Love this! Have you skied all these mountains?! So impressed!
Not all…but many! Miss you!
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Mt snow….snow board park of the East!
I love this, Maddalena!
Deer Valley needs to be Lifestyles of the Rich and Intermediate
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Fun list. Glad you threw some Jersey in there 😉
Of course! Hope all is well with you!
Sunday River…Best skiing in the East before 10:00 a.m.
Agreed :), Beth!
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Beth’s is very good! I missed Sunday River, and was trying to come up with one, she nailed it!
Powder Mtn, UT – “The most traversable acres in North America!”
I think you misspelled Hunter. My LI in-laws spell it Huntah! Killington’s parent doesn’t even try to hide it, Powda, puah & simple! 😎
I just laughed out loud. Hun-tah! Thanks for the response!
Nothing for Telluride?
They escaped the list 🙂
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